Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money?
Why does someone Believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
If people evolved from apes, Why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses Are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And my FAVORITE......The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
~~~Now send this on to your friends and make them smile too!~~~ ****A day without a smile is like a day without sunshine!****
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Here are a few more:
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
Why are they called apartments when they are so close together?
WHY does the doctor leave the exam room when you undress if he is going to see everything anyway?!
Thanks for the fun things to think about!
those were fun. All my friends seem to be OK so I'm fairly certain it is me!
I loved your things to think about. I especially love the on Natalie put on about the Doctor. Sooo True! Not only seee--------------
Fun things to think about.
You guys all have me laughing! What fun to think about those things. I especially like the "sanity" one, and Natalie's are great, too.
Patty, one more thing, I love your new blog face. How did you do that? I want to know how to make my blogs more pleasant to look at. Kelsey is helping me but hasn't done the big picture header or anything like that. Let me know what you did because I love that! And how did you get the music? Your blog is looking good!I loved your high school tag. Everyone needs to go back and revisit it... and read my comment, too. My comment was a little delayed with my trip to Europe. It was nice talking to you last night.
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